Wednesday, August 13, 2008


I've been meaning to post for the last few days but really haven't felt up to it! I guess I should now that I'm off my hip hop high!

Friday after work I went to Latin Quarters for happy hour. 2 for 1 top shelf! At one time we had about 18 drinks on the table....*sigh*. People were coming in that place at 6:00 dressed like they were going to the club! I was like am I missing something? The dj was fiyah. He played a bunch of old school and we danced our azzes off! Out of there by 10:30, grabbed some street meat and was home by 11:15!

Saturday I got up early as hell! WTF??? I have NO kids why am I up at 7! Went and worked out, got a wash and set and came home! I took a shower and put on my pj's at 1 in the afternoon. Well, at 5 my homegirl said to come and meet her and her fiance' who is visting from the UK at Habana(F$%k it List are we still going to meet Sunday?) and had a Frozen Mojito and got into a debate about Nas's! Well my girl declared that she needed something stronger than some Frozen Mojito's so off to Moe's we went! We had a round of drinks and then a round of Patron(I knew we were in trouble since it was only 8pm) then some random dude trying to holla bought me a drink! *Note* I don't turn down drank and YOU WILL NOT GET MY NUMBER EMAIL OR ANYTHING! Then my favorite bartender, Jamie comes in and calls us out..."Yo, you haven't been here in mad long, first one is on me!"After that it was ON! I drank my azz off! LOL! Anyway, I ran into a dude I met last summer through a friend and was sitting there talking with him. He told me that I'm maaaad cool and when he first met me last year he thought I was bourgie! LMAO! I don't think it's bourgie I think it's because I'm not that approachable and I tend to have a nasty! But when I start talking I'm cool. Uhh apparently the last time we spoke I was explaining how I had a team of dudes but only one was the point guard, the rest we're just roll! I remember that convo too! That was before me and the Teacher decided to just date each other! He was ALWAYS the point card! But damn if I wasn't a PIMP last!

Oh yeah some funny shyt. Tonight my very first boyfriend is flying in from Orlando! I just got off the phone with him and he was like it don't matter I got the title in being the first who got it from you! LOL! He's from BK but was shipped upstate cause he was baaaad! I saw him driving one day then I saw him at a track meet and was like who the hell is that? He felt the same way! We didn't last long..personalities were and still are too similar! I should have saved my first! Anyway, I saw him two years ago for the first time in like 14 years! I get to see him tonight and Friday! When we get together we are the best of friends! The last time I saw him he dressed corny and was chunky an I certainly called his azz on!

I am really feeling that Ne-yo song Miss Independent

Why am I going to Mexico next Thursday for a bacholorette party and the bacholorette isn't going anymore. We can't be upset her grandfather passed away in Barbados on Monday night. I didn't want to go to Mexico. I just went to Cabo in January!

Wife beater hasn't rocked one all week! I think it's because it hasn't been as hot outside but I'm sure she'll rock a few more before summer ends!

Is it wrong to not want to go to my homegirls son's christening? Good lawd it's over an hour drive away. She invited like 50 people! I have no desire to go especially since I'm going to see her azz on Thursday! I just want to send a gift! LOL!

The teacher and I are caught in a middle zone it could go 50/50 either way. It was heavely leaning towards the door on Sunday, it's a little better but still shaky ground!

Has anyone ever gone to the sit YouPorn. It's just like youtube but porn! It's hilarious!


Anonymous said...

"I don't think it's bourgie I think it's because I'm not that approachable and I tend to have a nasty! But when I start talking I'm cool."

LOL that had me cracking up! I'm the same way. I don't take to new people easily.

The F$%K it List said...

Haha, we are too much alike it's killing me. I am ok with folks calling me bourgie.

Yeah girl If you are not going to the christening we can def hook up. I was thinking about taking CJ to church but other than that I'm free Sunday.

The F$%K it List said...

And I don't know what the teacher is doing but you might want to straighten him right out.

Note to self check out youporn...have you ever been on so sad, read about it on another blog.

(vixenchick) said...

My brother actually showed me I was like WTF?!?! Brothers should not show their sisters stuff like that. :)

12kyle said...

you are off the chain. good post!!

meeting the first bf??? hmmmmm. does the teacher know about that?

youporn? never heard of it...*opening other screen to check it out*

you are like truly one of the drink, you like to have a good time, you love sports, you love hip hop, and you watch porn! you're like a round the way girl! lmao!!!

ShellyShell said...

Thanks for stopping by the site!LOL! My friends say I'm sometimey..heheh! Oh well! Welcome back to NY!

I don't care about being called Bourgie either but when I was talking to dude I wasn't being bourgie I was just telling the truth! LOL! What time are you looking to go to Habana?

Thanks for stopping by!
Yeah I don't know if I would have liked for my brother to show me the!

LOL! The Teacher doesn't know I'm meeting the first boo. It ain't EVEN like that! I haven't really been talking to the teacher.
YouPorn is hilarious! I have a few friends that are addicted!

Mizrepresent said...

Gurl, i can't wait to hang out with We can do some "olympic style" drinking.