Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Random Ish

I gotta do better with this blog. I get on a roll then fall the eff off. I'm going to attempt to blog for at least 25 days this month!

Damn Sheila Dixon! What's really going on? But congratulations to Kasim Reed. Lose one gain one!

I'm sick of the Tiger shyt. We all know that his wife pulled a Jasmine Sullivan on his back window! She was trying to beat that ass more than she already did! I ain't mad at her! LMAO!! One for the pink toes!! Bwaaahh!

I haven't had a relaxer in 18mos! My Dominicans are starting to charge me more for my blow outs! Umm come spring me and the lye may be friends again!

So, dude who decides to kill four Seattle police officers is black. WHY?? We used to save this behavior for the Others! We have to do better!

I can't believe that Jamar Pinkney shot and killed his 15 year old son because he was told his son MAY have fondled a child. You make your child strip and beg for his life then shoot him in the back of the head. That makes me sick! WTF!!

I just paid $389.20 to fly to my parent's house in Buffalo! It's a damn 1 hour flight! NO ONE is getting presents this year.....lol!

My nephews are coming home this year. I'm taking them skiing or snowboarding. This will be their first time! It shall be an adventure!!

I saw The Teacher two weeks ago at a mutual friend's birthday party. I was nervous at first. I hadn't seen him and have had limited conversation for 2 mos. We hugged an awkward hug. Then he went to the bar and bought me my favorite drink. After he asked me to dance and that's all she wrote! We were inseparable! His friend who is deeply religious came up to me and said "I need y'all to fix this." Who knows....

I had dinner with The Teacher this past Sunday. It was nice. Taking it VERY SLOW!

I went out in Harlem two weeks ago for a party and it was INTERESTING! People who are from Harlem and not transplants are characters! I met a Milk, Ice and Smooth! Milk told me he quit working at the train station so he could hustle on the street! And you're telling me this why! LOL! Another dude told me he played bball for UNC. Really? That's my favorite team. What year? After I made him feel stupid he walked away! The next dude told me that he thought I was mad pretty but really liked my "structure." Does this shyt work on chicks? Probably that's why mad chicks were coming in looking like they just came off the pole or from jail or having had sex! These chicks were coming in with pins and scarves on their heads! And no it wasn't raining outside! Black folks we have got to do better!

For the fourth time there's a mistrial in the John Gotti Jr. case! He now deserves the name "Teflon Don" Not for nothing I don't know if I would have convicted him either! I like my life...lol!

The Secret Service needs their asses beat! The next state dinner I'm going to go and hopefully I'll get in and get some pictures with Michelle and Barack.

The New York State Appellate Court voted in favor of the people that's supposed to be building the Nets stadium in Brooklyn. What they ruled was that the property around there may be taken by Eminent Domain. That makes me sad because a lot of folks are going to lose their homes and not be able to find affordable housing.

I feel for President Obama. I'm sure it wasn't an easy decision to send the troops over especially since one of his campaign promises was to bring the troops back.

Dayum Shaq. Is it that serious to be bangin out Gilbert Arenas's fiancee'? I read the emails and text son! WOW! Shaunie is about to get PAID!!! When will y'all learn.

12 comments:

dessex said...

Poor Tiger woods. He was just tryna get some booty. LOL

Why not just fly to Buffalo?

Opinionated Diva said...

Shaq DEFINITELY should have known better, but men like him NEVER learn.

I just moved to Harlem. And you are so right - SO...MANY...CHARACTERS. lol

SMH @ dude who really thought he would impress you by telling you he hustles...just ignorant.

lol @ him liking your "structure"...lol - i don't even get it.

men are such strange creatures lol

ShellyShell said...

@dessex I am flying to Buffalo which makes it worse! I just paid damn near $400 for a one hour flight!

@Opinionated Diva I live in BK and there's some characters here too! You know that! But it was too much going on in one night. I'm like damn! Dudes are VERY strange!! Good Luck in Harlem!!

Serenity3-0 said...

My question is why not drive to Buffalo? Of course I have no idea about the time it would take you. I'm scratching my head at the dudes you met in Harlem. Hustler? I mean keep that ish to yourself dude. I haven't read or heard about Shaq's texts. Must go find them now b/c I'm nosey like that. Oh and have fun with your nephews.

Serenity3-0 said...

My question is why not drive to Buffalo? Of course I have no idea about the time it would take you. I'm scratching my head at the dudes you met in Harlem. Hustler? I mean keep that ish to yourself dude. I haven't read or heard about Shaq's texts. Must go find them now b/c I'm nosey like that. Oh and have fun with your nephews.

Serenity3-0 said...

My question is why not drive to Buffalo? Of course I have no idea about the time it would take you. I'm scratching my head at the dudes you met in Harlem. Hustler? I mean keep that ish to yourself dude. I haven't read or heard about Shaq's texts. Must go find them now b/c I'm nosey like that. Oh and have fun with your nephews.

ShellyShell said...

@Serenity I don't drive to Buffalo from Oct 15-May 15. I grew up with snow but sometimes the drive is so dangerous. The white outs,semis etc. It's just not worth the hassle. I have to cut through mountains etc. My parents worry like hell when I drive as is and I'm over 30...lol! I did drive home one year and hit a bad white out and a semi spun out and so did I and I came within inches of being killed by an 18 wheeler! So that ended my driving home! LOL!

me said...

Shaq did what? with who? I like Gilbert...why would anyone cheat on him, lol. I'm like Serenity, I have to go find these texts now.

I also haven't heard about jamar pinkney...what's going on in the world??

No words for those garbage dudes who were talking to you.

I definitely missed whatever happened between you and the teacher.

Have fun with the nephews. I'm sure it will be fun!

Aretha

The F$%K it List said...

I can't with Tiger and Shaq get your mind right dudes.

Yeah you and the Teacher need to fix it fix it fix it (singing that Danity Kane song).

If you crash a State dinner I'm going to see your ass on the news with handcuffs Not in that tacky Sari

Mizrepresent said...

lol@Dessex, gurl it's been a while but you have a lot on your mind, lol. Awe, you and the teacher...come on now, i'm with his friend, you all got to get this together. Pulling for you.


-@Shaq, Foul, really FOUL!

E.M.H. said...

$389.00 for a one hour flight is crazy......the airlines sure knows how to get ppl during the holidays :-/

I don't wanna hear/read about anymore updates on Tiger. That is family business, between him, his wife, his kids, and God!!!! Unfortunately he is in the public eye bc of his job but people need to get a grip and worry about their own lives and business!!!!

Shaq.....no comment!!!

Someone in the secret service got fired or demoted I'm sure. How does someone get pass multiple security check points and into a state dinner....HMMMM. Secret service needs to step it up!!!!!

Keith said...

Glad you're blogging Shell...You just summarized the topics of my last eight or nine posts (lololol)
That's okay..you know I aint got nothin but love for ya!